Let me keep this brief, as I have a wash on – a wash full of briefs! Arcade Paradise is a game about running a laundrette – at first it is anyway. It’s one of those jobs a lot of us start out in even if you don’t, as is the case here, have a family in the laundrette biz. You run the laundrette, day by day, bussing in and out. You collect trash, you wash and fold clothes, you unclog the toilet and empty the coin hopper in the tokens machine. You put the laundrette’s income in the safe and you chat to your friends on a messenger app accessed via the 56k set-up in the back office.
But in another back room there are arcade games – cabinets with playable games! It’s like opening a door and finding that aliens have landed. You can play these games – play clever spins on match-three, on Mr Driller, on plenty of others – but you can also earn money from them too. You can collect the money in their coin hoppers and whack that in the safe. And what if all this money you’re collecting, what if you used it to expand? To buy new cabinets, to create more room to store them in? Onwards.
So Arcade Paradise moves on, in step with the rolling Katamari of commerce and capitalism. More, brighter, shinier. But also quicker, more efficient. More free time in the day is opened up by the right upgrades, so that the time, along with the money, can be reinvested.
