When meeting someone for the first time, you don’t tend to start by eviscerating their personalities and pointing out all of their deepest flaws, but Dragon Quest III HD-2D Remake doesn’t shy away from insulting you and getting straight to the point. This is an old-school JRPG where how you approach your stats matters and it won’t hold your hand to guide you through it. There are dragons. There are quests. And there are a whole lot of deaths.